Welcome Back…

Hi there! It’s been, what (Takes out pocket watch. Glances at it.) four months since I’ve posted any updates here? OOPS! Oh, ha. What an absent-minded silly I can be. (Puts watch away. Gets ready to bolt.) Eeeek. Um, errrr…what can I say? It’s been a busy time, and I’m sorry things have slipped a bit, on […]

I love Paris

  “I prefer liberty with danger than peace with slavery.” ― Jean-Jacques Rousseau Given the news from Paris and Beirut, Friday night, everything else seems ridiculously small. I love Paris. Judith and I honeymooned there. We went back for our 10th anniversary. We’ll be back for your 20th. I’ve been there many, many times on my […]

The Force Is Strong in this Trailer

This week, I’m running some new strips that should have run a couple of weeks ago. But didn’t. Because Gallbladder. They were all drawn (but not yet scanned in) and everything, and then…BLAM! As a reader noted on my Twitter feed, the Gallbladder is the worst Batman Golden Age villain. Anyway, instead of forgetting about these […]

JohnBlog – Here we go again!

HERE WE GO AGAIN! We’re baaaaa-aaack! Hi. It’s me. You know: Muskrat Boy. Remember me? Wouldn’t blame you if you don’t. Point A: NEW DORK TOWER COMICS ARE GOING UP, ONLINE, AGAIN! In fact, they’ve already started. I know! I know! Please don’t faint. Point B: Look – gotta be honest here. Did not mean […]

HAPPY HOLIDAYS! Download “Dork Covenant” for free!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS! Download “Dork Covenant” for free! Dork Covenant, the Collected Dork Tower Vol. 1, is a free download through January! Why? You’ll find out, soon. But some big things are in the works, and it’s the holidays, so, hey! Why not? This is the 120-page trade paperback that started it all! So…ENJOY! And happy holidays. […]

Some Sketchy Editing

Insane Charity Bike Ride UPDATE 3! HOLY CATS, you guys! We passed $6,500 raised for the Fair Share Coalition, helping bring CSA foods to local low-income households! Because of this, I’ve added another goodie to the INSANE SADDLE-BAG OF HOLDING! Right now, anybody who pledges to my Insane Charity Bike Ride will get pdfs of: WILD […]

The Throne of Gamers

HEY, EVERY GAME-STORE FOLKS and GAMERS EVERYWHERE! Remember this Dork Tower comic? Here’s something. FOR YOU! Click on the image to download a high-res copy of this “Throne of Gamers” sign, FOR YOUR VERY OWN GAME-STORE RESTROOM! EDIT: My great friend Mike Selinker came up with the line “Winter is Plumbing” after I used the line […]

THIS IS WHAT IS KNOWN AS A TEASER!

This is what is known as a “teaser.” Consider yourself teased. – John GOT A QUESTION FOR THE HOUSE OF MUSKRAT? Click here for our handy-dandy online Feedback Form! Please be sure to add your name, and where you’re writing from. Or, drop us a line the old-fashioned way, at: Muskrat Mailbag Box 45063 Madison, WI 53744 […]

 

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