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HEY - remember that time I was a Guest Artist on my own dang game?

Hi there! It’s been, what (Takes out pocket watch. Glances at it.) four months since I’ve posted any updates here? OOPS! Oh, ha. What an absent-minded silly I can be. (Puts watch away. Gets ready to bolt.) Eeeek. Um, errrr…what can I say? It’s been a busy time, and I’m sorry things have slipped a bit, on […]

I love Paris

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  “I prefer liberty with danger than peace with slavery.” ― Jean-Jacques Rousseau Given the news from Paris and Beirut, Friday night, everything else seems ridiculously small. I love Paris. Judith and I honeymooned there. We went back for our 10th anniversary. We’ll be back for your 20th. I’ve been there many, many times on my […]

The Force Is Strong in this Trailer

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This week, I’m running some new strips that should have run a couple of weeks ago. But didn’t. Because Gallbladder. They were all drawn (but not yet scanned in) and everything, and then…BLAM! As a reader noted on my Twitter feed, the Gallbladder is the worst Batman Golden Age villain. Anyway, instead of forgetting about these […]

JohnBlog – Here we go again!


HERE WE GO AGAIN! We’re baaaaa-aaack! Hi. It’s me. You know: Muskrat Boy. Remember me? Wouldn’t blame you if you don’t. Point A: NEW DORK TOWER COMICS ARE GOING UP, ONLINE, AGAIN! In fact, they’ve already started. I know! I know! Please don’t faint. Point B: Look – gotta be honest here. Did not mean […]

HAPPY HOLIDAYS! Download “Dork Covenant” for free!

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HAPPY HOLIDAYS! Download “Dork Covenant” for free! Dork Covenant, the Collected Dork Tower Vol. 1, is a free download through January! Why? You’ll find out, soon. But some big things are in the works, and it’s the holidays, so, hey! Why not? This is the 120-page trade paperback that started it all! So…ENJOY! And happy holidays. […]

Some Sketchy Editing


Insane Charity Bike Ride UPDATE 3! HOLY CATS, you guys! We passed $6,500 raised for the Fair Share Coalition, helping bring CSA foods to local low-income households! Because of this, I’ve added another goodie to the INSANE SADDLE-BAG OF HOLDING! Right now, anybody who pledges to my Insane Charity Bike Ride will get pdfs of: WILD […]

The Throne of Gamers


HEY, EVERY GAME-STORE FOLKS and GAMERS EVERYWHERE! Remember this Dork Tower comic? Here’s something. FOR YOU! Click on the image to download a high-res copy of this “Throne of Gamers” sign, FOR YOUR VERY OWN GAME-STORE RESTROOM! EDIT: My great friend Mike Selinker came up with the line “Winter is Plumbing” after I used the line […]



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