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Star Wars Openings, Past and Present

Star Wars Openings, Past: STAR WARS (1977) – I’d read about “Star Wars” crossing the Atlantic, on a 747, possibly listening to Fleetwood Mac on the god-awful earbuds you rented from the airlines for $4, back then. I was 14, and the summer holidays were upon us. We were returning Stateside to visit my grandparents, and drive across […]

JohnBlog – Here we go again!

HERE WE GO AGAIN! We’re baaaaa-aaack! Hi. It’s me. You know: Muskrat Boy. Remember me? Wouldn’t blame you if you don’t. Point A: NEW DORK TOWER COMICS ARE GOING UP, ONLINE, AGAIN! In fact, they’ve already started. I know! I know! Please don’t faint. Point B: Look – gotta be honest here. Did not mean […]

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