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This weekend is Gamehole Con, and Dorkstock 2018, I didn’t have anything scheduled for the convention Thursday, although I planned to pop in and say hello to everybody. Right now though, I need to get on the phone with Apple. Big-time computer crash. Also, the Doubleclicks are staying with us, and they arrive in a […]
I’m in Tuscany, trying to BE COOL ABOUT IT, for one of my very favorite shows in the entire world: Lucca Comics and Games. The moment I was dropped off at my magnificent hotel, I made a bee-line for Pizza Da Felice – absolutely one of the most magnificent slices I’ve ever had. I forget […]
Wow! Well, we’re not even at the halfway point of the Tao of Igor Kickstarter campaign yet, and my goodness, we’re closing in on 200% funding! Also? We hit four stretch goals! (Buttons? YES! Improved cover stock? YES! Army of Dorkness Certificates? YES! Wallpaper? The Obligatory Wallpaper? YES!) With the Obligatory Wallpaper goal now in […]
Oh my goodness! OH, MY GOODNESS! “The Tao of Igor” funded in less than a day, and you wonderful people have already smashed through the first stretch goal! This is humbling and amazing, and…and… and this is also SO MUCH FUN! There will be a new Dork Tower collection out! Oh, my goodness! This couldn’t […]
In five days time, I get on my bike, strap a duck to my head, and tackle Bike the Barns, with a few hundred other folks, raising money for the Fair Share Coalition! There is still time to donate to Insane Charity Bike Ride 2018, though! The amount of swag you gan get for even […]
Here we go AGAIN, guys! Insane Charity Bike Ride 2018 is two months away. I need to get training! Also: I need your help! The Bike the Barns ride (what normal people call “Insane Charity Bike Ride”) helps Madison’s FairShare CSA Coalition bring fresh food from local farms to low-income families in the Madison area. It’s an amazing local charity, […]
<Rolls on Wandering Monster Table> <Fails> “An Otyugh approaches…” <Uses his one remaining re-roll> <Critical fail> “…and her friends.” Welcome to the 2018 Gamehole Con plushie, the fierce and fearsome OTYUGH! Alex Kammer, my buddy and Gamehole Con’s own Elminster, dropped the latest plashes off, this afternoon, and […]
“Where’s John?” UK GAMES EXPO EDITION: I’ll be in Birmingham, England’s NEC this weekend. I believe I can be found at Booth #1-D18. There will be a giant Greater Than Games banner hanging from the ceiling. I *believe* signing times are 10 am and 4 pm, but I’ll try and just hang around in general […]
– John
If you follow me on Twitter or Facebook, of if you are a Dork Tower Patreon backer, you may have seen the Infinity Dorks art I drew, and that Brian Effing Patterson colored brilliantly! It’s Free Comic Book Day, May 5th, and to celebrate the Dork Store will be giving away 4×6 Infinity Dorks prints […]
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