DORK ADDENDA: Some overseas readers have never heard the original joke. It goes like this:

Q: How does Batman’s mother call him to dinner?

A: (To the tune of the 1960′s theme) Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Batman!!

The Origins Game Fair, 2014 Hey, gang!  I’m honored and delighted to announce that I’ll be the Artist Guest of Honor at the 2014 Origins Game Fair, in Columbus, Ohio. This is a huge honor, frankly. It’s been too long long since I’ve been to Origins, and I can’t wait to get back there. See […]

FREE COMIC BOOKS! Hey, gang! There are a couple of cool sales of my stuff going on at the moment. Honestly, it’s sorta difficult keeping up with them all. But I share, because I love! Also because I like paying rent. We’ll get to the free comics in a minute… But first, FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING […]

Hi John, Let me just say that I am a fan of your work and have been for over a decade. Which makes it a little frustrating that you haven’t finished the story from the comics after issue 36. I mean the last issue has content for the old Kobolds Ate My Baby which just […]

See You On the Other Side, Egon… Like many of my pals, I was gutted to learn of  the passing of Harold Ramis. The New York Times possibly put it best, calling him an “Alchemist of Comedy.” I was rushing, yesterday, and cartoons were taking far longer than they should. But I really wanted to […]

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Dork Tower T-Shirts! And Possibly More than you Need to Know About my Psyche! I’ve never done a Dork Tower T-shirt before. Not like, “There was this one back in the day,” Never.  I mean NEVER, never. So this is a first. As are these: And also these: Mostly, I just couldn’t see anyone wearing […]

FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING at the Dork Store again, until Sunday, Feb 23! Did that get your attention? Good! It should! First, though – HOLY WOWS, thank you to Jenny Williams and Geek Dad for the magnificent ROFL! review this morning. It makes your day, does up to quotes like: “A really fun, fast paced, tabletop […]

Munchkin Cosplay GOES UP A LEVEL! Working in comics for a while now, it’s always flattering as all get-out when fan art comes in, or another artist draws your characters. That feeling reaches another level entirely when someone cosplays your characters. I’ve seen folks cosplaying Dork Tower and Munchkin over time, but I have to […]

Molar Vortex Hi there. I had a tooth pulled today. I’m recovering fine, thank you very much. It was a weird but not painful experience. I was comfortably numbed, but it’s an odd thing, being held down, in a dentist’s chair, as part of you is extracted by force. Kind of like G-rated torture porn. […]

  This weekend, through Midnight, Pacific Time, Feb. 9, there’s FREE WORDLWIDE  SHIPPING on all my stuff at the Society6 Dork Store. Holy cats! I thought it was only free shipping to the US! BUT NO! Make sure you use this promotional link to get there: http://society6.com/JohnKovalic?promo=249547 This includes posters, mugs, clocks, totes…the lot! Also, there’s $5 […]