Dork Tower is updated Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, thanks to its amazing Patreon supporters. Support the DORK TOWER PATREON, and help bring more Dork Tower to the world (you also get swag, our eternal gratitude, and more)! Even a $1 pledge is appreciated!

If a Patreon seems too much of a commitment, please do consider supporting INSANE CHARITY BIKE RIDE 2020!

Dork Tower is updated Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, thanks to its amazing Patreon supporters. Support the DORK TOWER PATREON, and help bring more Dork Tower to the world (you also get swag, our eternal gratitude, and more)! Even a $1 pledge is appreciated!

If a Patreon seems too much of a commitment, please do consider supporting INSANE CHARITY BIKE RIDE 2020!

John also has an Amazon Wish List. But seriously, tho – check out the charity bike ride, first!


Dork Tower runs Monday/Wednesday/Friday, thanks to the support of its amazing Patreon backers.  The next goal is a Sunday strip! Help us reach four Dork Towers a week! You’ll get swag, commentary, bonus strips, community…and our everlasting gratitude! Enlist in the the Army of Dorkness today!

Dork Tower runs Monday/Wednesday/Friday, thanks to the support of its amazing Patreon backers.  The next goal is a Sunday strip! Help us reach four Dork Towers a week! You’ll get swag, commentary, bonus strips, community…and our everlasting gratitude! Enlist in the the Army of Dorkness today!

Dork Tower runs Monday/Wednesday/Friday, thanks to the support of its amazing Patreon backers.  The next goal is a Sunday strip! Help us reach four Dork Towers a week! You’ll get swag, commentary, bonus strips, community…and our everlasting gratitude! Enlist in the the Army of Dorkness today!

Dork Tower now Monday/Wednesday/Friday, thanks to reader support.  The next goal is a large-format Sunday strip! Help us reach four Dork Towers a week! You’ll get swag, commentary, bonus strips, community…and our everlasting gratitude! Enlist in the the Army of Dorkness today!

Dork Tower now Monday/Wednesday/Friday, thanks to reader support.  The next goal is a large-format Sunday strip! Help us reach four Dork Towers a week! You’ll get swag, commentary, bonus strips, community…and our everlasting gratitude! Enlist in the the Army of Dorkness today!

Dork Tower runs Monday/Wednesday/Friday, thanks to reader support.  The next goal is a large-format Sunday strip! Help us reach four Dork Towers a week! You’ll get swag, commentary, bonus strips, community…and our everlasting gratitude! Enlist in the the Army of Dorkness today!

Dork Tower now runs Monday/Wednesday/Friday, thanks to reader support.  The next goal is a large-format Sunday strip! Help us reach four Dork Towers a week! You’ll get swag, commentary, bonus strips, community…and our everlasting gratitude! Enlist in the the Army of Dorkness today!

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