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DORK ADDENDA: LaCroix is a popular brand of  (often-)flavored sparkling water in the US.It occupies a very specific pop-cultural space. I’ll try and think of something else that is universal to readers elsewhere, as this reference seems to have confused European readers.

Muskrat Ramblings, Christmas Eve, 2011

Muskrat Ramblings “Free Holiday Comic Book,” you say?… posted by John Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! I wanted to give you all a Christmas present! So here’s a free copy of Dork Tower #7: the Holiday Special! It even contains a free game inside, as well, “Dealer’s Room”! HOW MUCH FREE CAN YOU STAND? Just […]

Super Happy DORK TOWER goes Cathy Fun Hour


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