(I haven’t run a repeat in years, but this morning’s weather warrants it.)

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Super Happy Spoiler Alert Fun Hour

DORK ADDENDA: When I have time, I’ll re-do these graphs, with TIME as the horizontal axis. So as not to hurt people’s brains.

Yes, I really do know how graphs work, as my Economics Degree will attest. I just wan’t thinking…

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