There’s a DORK TOWER Patreon! Dork Tower is 100% reader-funded, and updated Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, thanks its generous Patreon supporters. The next goal is four strips a week! Enlist in the Army of Dorkness today, and help us reach that! We have a ton of fun! Also: Igor Bars!
Dork Tower is updated Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, thanks to its amazing Patreon supporters. Support the DORK TOWER PATREON, and help bring more Dork Tower to the world (you also get swag, our eternal gratitude, and more)! Even a $1 pledge is appreciated!
If a Patreon seems too much of a commitment, please do consider supporting INSANE CHARITY BIKE RIDE 2020!
John also has an Amazon Wish List. But seriously, tho – check out the charity bike ride, first!
DORK ADDENDA: Some overseas readers have never heard the original joke. It goes like this:
Q: How does Batman’s mother call him to dinner?
A: (To the tune of the 1960’s theme) Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Batman!!