– John
Just gonna leave this here…
– John
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We’re back to posting TWO new Dork Tower comic strips a week, thanks to our wonderful Patreon patrons! Join the fun and see the comics early, plus a lot, lot more, for as little as $1 a month ($.12 a comic!)
AND HEY – visit the great Chris Eliopoulos’s very own site, and be amazed. We’re thrilled and honored that he’s doing a Guest Week at Dork Tower!
We’re back to posting TWO new Dork Tower comic strips a week, thanks to our wonderful Patreon patrons! Join the fun and see the comics early, plus a lot, lot more, for as little as $1 a month ($.12 a comic!)
SPEAKING of Patreon – here’s how the strip originally ran there, for patrons – click on it to see it full-size:
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