MUSKRAT RAMBLINGS – Best. Spam. EVAR!

Other friends have received this. I’m glad it finally got to me. From: Minister of the Treasury Paulson Subject: REQUEST FOR URGENT CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP Dear American: I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude. I am Ministry of the Treasury of the […]

The "Win This BOOTY-FUL Art" contest – We Have a Winner!

Pardon the double-post both here on DorkTower.com and on my normal LiveJournal account, but the word needed to get out far and wide: In honor of Talk Like a Pirate Day, we’re proud to announce the winner of the “Win This Booty-Ful Art” contest. Almost 300 entries came in, which blew me away a little. […]

MUSKRAT RAMBLINGS – Win This Booty-ful Art!

I love my overseas publishers. My French publishers speak English much better than I will ever speak French. My Italian publishers speak English much, much better than I have ever been able to speak Italian. My German publishers speak English infinitely better than I will ever speak German, even if I live to be 100. […]

MUSKRAT RAMBLINGS – I Smite The Wrinkly Old Dude with my +5 Ballot of Geekdom

Posted (almost) without comment: “It may be typical of the pro-Obama Dungeons & Dragons crowd to disparage a fellow countryman’s memory of war from the comfort of mom’s basement, but most Americans have the humility and gratitude to respect and learn from the memories of men who suffered on behalf of others.” – From John […]

A priest, a rabbi and a quarterback…

A friend just sent a joke along: Payton Manning, Tomy Romo and Brett Favre all stand before God, in heaven. God asks Peyton Manning first: ‘What do you believe?’ Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, ‘I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I […]

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