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Crazy Insane 25% off & Free Worldwide Shipping DORK STORE Sale Today Only

Hey, all, I do a pith-poor job of promoting all the merch that’s available at the Dork Store. There’s a ton of stuff there, and today only (until midnight, PST, tonight – Monday, Dec. 12, 2016) it’s all 25% off, including FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING! Also: the production quality is terrific. So here’s just a few […]

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