JohnRamblingsThe Dork Store Commeth

A lot of folks have been asking me to add a Dork Store to the website. And when I say “a lot of folks,” I mean my mom. And Business Manager Monica, although sometimes I get them confused. But selling things is important to Monica, because, let’s be frank: she doesn’t like being paid in used Munchkin t-shirts.

I haven’t had a proper store online in almost a decade. There are so many store options out there, any more, it’s all incredibly confusing. But I stumbled across the Society6 service the other day, and their quality seems to be pretty good. So to get the ball – any ball – rolling, I made up some posters. I may do up some other things as well – T-shirts, mugs, whatevs. Though their t-shirt offerings seem less flexible than Cafe Press’.

Heck, I may even go in a whole ‘nother direction, when all is said and done, and just have someone else create and handle the stuff.

But for now, I made some posters. And you can  buy them.

For the love of god PLEASE buy them!

Um…I mean…I hope you like them.

Cthul'Who - a timey-wimey, ia-ia thging!

Cthul’Who – a timey-wimey,
ia-ia-y, fhtagn-y little poster!

STEAMPUNK KOBOLDS - The Difference Engine…er…"Garbage Can"...

STEAMPUNK KOBOLDS with their Difference Engine…er…”Garbage Can”…

A KOBOLD IN DRAGON CLOTHING - print from the Kobolds Ate My Baby Kickstarter

A KOBOLD IN DRAGON CLOTHING
from the Kobolds Ate My Baby Kickstarter

KOBOLD! -  From the game, Kobolds Ater My Baby

KOBOLD! – From the game,
Kobolds Ater My Baby

Geek + Equality = GEEKUALITY

Geek + Equality = GEEKUALITY

YOUR DICE REALLY DO HATE YOU! So very, very much!

YOUR DICE REALLY DO HATE YOU!
So very, very much!

Narwhals and Rainbows and neon pastel glows! EMBRACE THE SQUEE!

Narwhals and Rainbows and neon pastel glows! EMBRACE THE SQUEE!
Trapper-Keeper not included.

 

It's Gilly the Perky Goth, cosplaying as you've never seen her before - RED GILLY!

It’s Gilly the Perky Goth, cosplaying as you’ve never seen her before! It’s…
RED GILLY!

As a bonus, it looks pretty easy to make posters from actual Dork Tower drips. At least the ones with the 2x2layouts. So if there’s particular strip you’d like in poster form, let me know. Swear on a stack of muskrats that you’ll buy one, and I’ll upload it to the store.

BRAVE SHOT. The most popular Dork Tower strip ever - now in poster form!

BRAVE SHOT. The most popular Dork Tower strip ever – now in poster form!

And by the way…I’m not sure how long this promotion will last, but right now there seems to be free shipping at Society6! So there’s that!

Why did I start off with posters? well, to be honest, they were the easiest. There’s very little decision-making that goes into creating a poster store beyond the “eh…I think this will look good on a poster” bit. So we’ll see where this leads, shall we? And if you have any ideas for anything you’d like to see on a DorkTower.com store site, please let me know!

- John

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