Tag Archives: Cliche

John's Tweets

• RT @GeekyLyndsay: I have to get up and make chorizo egg #egg about 13 minutes ago from Tweetbot for iΟS ReplyRetweetFavorite
• RT @BobdelGrosso: Stop right now! God does not want you to eat an egg white omelette. Save your thanks for when we meet in heaven. about 13 minutes ago from Tweetbot for iΟS ReplyRetweetFavorite
• RT @bstiteler: If you’re the type of person who *prefers* their eggs scrambled, can you truly be counted among those who breathe, and feel … about 14 minutes ago from Tweetbot for iΟS ReplyRetweetFavorite
• RT @david8hughes: Judas: still on for Friday? Jesus: Friday? Judas: yeah, the last supper Jesus: the what? Judas: supper. Normal supper wit… about 15 minutes ago from Tweetbot for iΟS ReplyRetweetFavorite
• SPOILER ALERT! She said "yes." about 46 minutes ago from Twitter Web Client ReplyRetweetFavorite
• 22 years ago today, @judimaux went on our first date. 20 years ago today, I proposed to her. In a comic strip. http://t.co/dhaRo6egIu about 46 minutes ago from Twitter Web Client ReplyRetweetFavorite
• RT @AndyRichter: Not to be dicky, but if you tell someone who writes jokes that a tweet isn't funny & 100's have fav'd it odds are your tru… about 10 hours ago from Tweetbot for iΟS ReplyRetweetFavorite
• RT @ACNewman: Some of Leonard Nimoy's songs were a little 'jokey' but his cover of 'If I Were A Carpenter' is just plain good. about 10 hours ago from Tweetbot for iΟS ReplyRetweetFavorite
• Cloudy with a chance of floaties. Lots of floaties. Nice grapefruit flavors tho... (Double Bubble) http://t.co/EMOQvULybc about 14 hours ago from Untappd ReplyRetweetFavorite