Friday Freakout, Vol. XXVII

Am I the only person on teh internets freaking out that there’s war going on between Russia and Georgia right now?


Oh, bloody hell and dammit. It’s the last two regular season home games for the Mallards, already.

They made it into the playoffs next week y winning the first half of the Northwoods League South Division. However, the team kind of collapsed in the second half, finding new and exciting ways to lose almost every night.Their 11-20 record means that they’ve lost almost twice as many games as they’ve won in the second half.

It also means we really really really want the Waterloo Bucks or the Lacrosse Loggers to take the second half, if we’ve any hope at all of getting home field advantage.

Unfortunately, we play the Bucks tonight and tomorrow.

Grumble grumble grumble grumble.

Anyway, Daniel Logan, who portrayed Boba Fett in Star Wars Episode II will be at the Duck Pond tonight. Here’s a little drawing I did for the Mallards, for a handout they’ve been using:

Mallards Boba Fett

With apologies to Scott Bateman:

John Kovalic’s Sketchbook of Seacrest and Sham

Sketchbook 1

Sketchbook 3

Sketchbook 2


I truly believe no news story this year can possibly get weirder than this one. Ever.

Dog-cloner denies she was Mormon sex kidnapper Joyce McKinney

It has:

* Cloning of a deceased pitbull in South Korea

* Mormon door-to-door missionary kidnapped and held as sex slave in mink-lined handcuffs at a 17th century English cottage

* International fugitive disguised as a nun holed up in AppalachianMountains

* Topless photos of 70s party girl

And these quotes:

“I loved him so much that I would ski naked down Mount Everest with a carnation up my nose if he asked me to.”

“I believe that Booger was an angel that God rented out to me for short period of time,” she said. “And he knew I would be lost without him, so he sent me some more. He sent me five more mini-Boogers.”

I am in awe of this story.



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