Suddenly it turned cold, and Autumn was upon Wisconsin.
And the flies HAVE slowed,, dammit.
Speaking of slow, I’ve been letting the Spam Haiku lapse. Sorry about that.
By John’s Spammers
Not working like it used to?
Give it to her good
Shoot five times as much
2 days of fun for 4 bux
Don’t miss Bon Jovi
Wall Street stock Wizard
She will probably put out
Swiss Rolex Watches
I tried calling you
She looks like your future date
Crave for British style?
Speaking of cravings, Dork Tower 32 ships next week. Go bug your local comic stores to get it in now! (Don’t make me beg. Cartoonists are miserable pleaders.)
When you read it, just remember: Matt is NOT me.
Speaking of honesty, KOBOLDS ATE MY BABY goes to press next week!
Speaking of going to press, here’s the T-shirt design for Spiel (Essen) 2005.
The bottom “Go Up a Level” will be in German…
Gak. So much to do before flying to Essen and Lucca. So stressed. I know stuff will be forgotten, or I’ll just run out of time…
Speaking of Igor, Sott “Igor” Olman, my pal who Igor was inspired by, will be a Special Guest at Dorkstock!
PLUS, he’ll be running the World Premier Kobolds Ate My Baby tournament Saturday and Sunday, at 11 am. Be scared. Be very, very scared.
It will TOTALLY rock!
PLUS, he’ll be judging the Igor Bar contest!
Speaking of Igor Bars, they make a hilarious cameo in an equaly hilarious web strip.
Speaking of web strips, today’s Dork Tower will be up shortly.
Speaking of “shortly,” here’s a Sekrit Prokect I should finish up shortly.
The last four are REALLY awful puns.
A fabulous no-prize to whoever can get all four, first.