John’s Spam Subject
Line Haiksu Of the Day
By John Kovalic.
And his Spammers
hardcore heaven, membership
special. Full Frontal
Don’t miss Girls Gone Wild
First time anal – girls love it
Don’t miss Night Ranger
Be a Mutant, an Exotic, a Mystic, or a Techno. The higher your Level, the more Powers you can have. Battle dastardly masterminds, devastating monsters, and invading aliens from the next dimension – from the wimpy Triplicate Twit all the way up to Big Ol’ Planet Eater Guy himself – and TAKE THEIR STUFF! With the Aura Helmet, the Telezapinator, and the (jet-powered) Pogo Stick, no foe can stand before you.
More Munchkinny goodness coming next week: Previews of new, unique cards for the new Italian, Dutch and German versions, fer example.
Now for the cool news: Steve Jackson Games is running an auction to help get a new monitor for some super projects they have upcoming. To this end, they’re auctioning off one last appearance in Super Munchkin (following the three that went for astronomical prices at Warpcon in January.
As the current auction isn’t exactly for charity, they’re not expecting the winning bid to go for anything like Warpocon-like prices, but it’s still kinda cool. As Steve Jackson notes in the Daily Illuminator: “Don’t be scared off by the amount the cards brought in Dublin. Those were for CHARITY. These are merely to help the evil schemes of the Illuminati, and we expect the winning bids to be much less (yet hopefully enough to put that monitor on somebody’s desk). So if it sounds like fun, go bid!”
(Anyone from Ireland wanna get in on this, and keep it an all-Warpcon set? Grin.)
The winner gets:
(1) YOU, caricatured by John Kovalic (er, me, I guess), on your chosen card from Super Munchkin, which of course means you have to get . . .
(2) An advance playtest set so you can pick a card (using this to play with your friends is fine; just don’t go posting the info on the net!);
(3) six copies of the finished game (retail value $24.95 each), so you can spread them around and make your friends REALLY jealous;
(4)Steve and John’s autographs on one of those copies, and
(5) Your name in the rules so you can PROVE it’s you.
Folks who know me just know this is a crock:
You scored 100% Beginner, 93% Intermediate, 93% Advanced, and 83% Expert!
You did so extremely well, even I can’t find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don’t. You have an extensive vocabulary, and you’re not afraid to use it properly! Way to go!
This, less so.
I am not an asshole or a bitch, more like an asshole and bitch target. I have no backbone, and fold at even a slightly insincere look. I need to stop crying, I am such a wuss.
And this…is perhaps best left without comment: