So I had this idea.

So I write it up.

So I find other people have had the idea first.

I suspected this might be the case, which is why I did the web search in the first place.

Such is life.

So anyway, here’s the idea:

HAIKU FROM THE SUBJECT LINES OF SUNDAY’S SPAM

by John Kovalic.
And his Spammers

We Are the Best John
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don’t waste that chance John

Hardcore s*cks and f*cks
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Bank Account issue

Your home payment loan
Two secretaries. One boss.
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High rates? Not with us!
hhuuge c011ection ttteeeen purno
Flash games play inside!!!!!!!!!

Your paypal account
Test & Keep a Nintendo
Get yur drugggggs onlins

does your credit stink?
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the easiest way

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turn you into a Master
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Improve your Performance now
I promise:we will

New Small Cap Growth St0ck
Refinance the Christrian way
These shares will explode

John

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