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(John strains to hear if there’s any laughter).
So. Here are the rules to Matt’s Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King Oscar Night Drinking Game.
Matt’s Lord of the Rings: The return of the King Oscar Night Drinking Game
1) When Lord of the Rings wins any category, roll 1d20, and drink.
2) If anybody mentions New Zealand in their acceptance speech, make it a double.
Random Drink Table (VERY losely based on the latest edition of the Sauce Guide to Cocktails, an utterly brilliant book that anyone with even a moderate interest in mixology should rush out and own).
1 – Sex on the Beach-head of Osgilliath
2 – Eomir-tini
3 – White City Russian
4 – Bora Boromir
5 – Rohan Libre
6 – Shire-ly Temple
7 – Sharkey Bite
8 – Mojitom Bombadil
9 – Saurumanhattan
10 – Vodka Mortensen
11 – Gon-Dorian Gray
12 – Gimly Gimlet
13 – Black Gate Russian
14 – Long Island Iced Treebeard
15 – Whiskey Sauron
16 – Return of the Kir
17 – Bal-lini-rog
18 – Cos-Moria-politan
19 – The All-Seeing Eye-rish Coffee
20 – Slow Confortable Screw Against the Wall While Smooching an Elven Princess With the One Ring While Battling the Forces of Evil