CUBS WIN! CUBS WIN! CUBS WIN!

With all due respect to my friends in Florida…

CUBS WIN! CUBS WIN! CUBS WIN!

OK…I haven’t seen a full baseball game since the last strike.

Seriously. I quit. Cold turkey. And I was a HUGE baseball fan. But after the last strike, that was it. Uh-uh. No way. Nada.

But…but…this is the CUBS. I the playoffs. And I’m sweatin’ every pich.

And, like…oh, man, if the Cubs make it to the World series, all is forgiven.

Seriously. I will honour baseball in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future. The Spirits of all Three shall strive within me. I will not shut out the lessons that they teach. Oh, tell me I may sponge away the writing on this stone!

Man. Oh, Man. Can my heart stand this?

John

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