Muskrat Ramblings

John’s Spam Subject Line Haiksu Of the Day By John Kovalic. And his Spammers Welcome Edwardo hardcore heaven, membership special. Full Frontal Don’t miss Girls Gone Wild First time anal – girls love it Don’t miss Night Ranger ***** Well, we’ve finally got an image for the Super Munchkin box. And it looks super suh-WEET! […]

We’re in the Onion! We’re in the Onion! We’ve got a lot of what it takes to get a blurb! This will be in the print issue this Thursday: COMICS OF NOTE “…Dr. Blink: Superhero Shrink (is) a witty, fast-paced, intelligent spoof that pokes eruditely into superhero psyches, launches a complicated, multi-thread story, and still […]

So I had this idea. So I write it up. So I find other people have had the idea first. I suspected this might be the case, which is why I did the web search in the first place. Such is life. So anyway, here’s the idea: HAIKU FROM THE SUBJECT LINES OF SUNDAY’S SPAM […]

SPAM Subject Line Haiku of the Day By John Kovalic. And his Spammers. [SPAM] Hi. [spam] Hello. meds at damn cheap prices Pat Save a bunch with us A ton of movies Earn Incredible Income While helping others re: rolex order New Year in Good Health Wilma Matt Drudge wears rolex ***** The United Cerebral […]

We were going to send several hundred Dr. Blink # 1s as promotional copies, through a certain magazine. Considering Diamond and other distributors sold out, we’ve decided to change our plans. Those comics are going into the distribution system now. So if you couldn’t get one, a few more are on the way. Probably best […]

Holy cow! We’ve had reports of Dr. Blink #1 sales being good…very good… Now we’ve found out that Diamond Comics Distribution has sold out already, like, twelve HOURS after the book hit the stands! And we were pretty darn happy with Diamond’s initial order to begin with! Diamond’s promised us more purchase orders. We’ve also […]

Monday’s cartoon was obviously written before news of Hunter S. Thompson’s suicide had reached me. Damn. I wonder if this means the end for Uncle Duke…? Gary Trudeau strikes me as the kinda guy who I could see killing him off (like, permanantly this time) at some unspecified point in the future… John <p

I don’t, as a rule, like snow. Well, I don’t like living where it snows, that much. At least when it’s snowing. You can always fly to where it’s snowing, is my rule of thumb. You don’t need it on your doorstep. But I like this snow. Great, wet, ungainly, tumbling clumps of snow are […]

The Big Announcement ™: Starting immediately, the Dork Tower comic book will be Full Color for the foreseeable future. Gads, I hope this works out. I’m pretty scared about it, but also pretty excited. The price will rise to $3.49 with issue #32 (issue #31 will be $2.99, as originally solicited), but if we get […]

Dr. Blink #1 is IN DA HOUSE! FedEx just dropped off five copies for me. Two copies are now FedExing their way to Chris and Melissa. I am so over-the-moon happy with it, I don’t have words. There were so many delays in getting issue #1 out (mostly due to the move to color) right […]