Muskrat Ramblings Twitter is my Co-Pilot posted by John I’m not entirely sure how it happened, but suddenly I find myself a month ahead on Dork Tower. Well, OK, I’m partly sure. Much of it came in a series of Tweets last week that turned out to be fine comic-strip punchlines (no, not the ones […]
Muskrat Ramblings HELP WANTED! posted by John There used to be a post here about needing help with the DorkTower.com website. Frankly, we’ve been FLOODED with volunteers. So I thought it best to remove the post for the moment as Webgoddess Cat sorts through the dozens and dozens of volunteers. If you still want to […]
Muskrat Ramblings DORK TOWER: Now in Wrapping Paper and E-Comicbook formats! posted by John Just a couple of quick announcements before I go back to drawing Munchkins and (coincidentally) Zombies. In my never-ending quest to confuse people, I seem never to have really promoted the fact that the first six DORK TOWER collections are now […]
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OK…this is kinda incredible.
An hour after this posted, Swedish DORK TOWER reader Martijn van der Ven sent me a way you can actually DO this, with an example! (I’m guessing he used the the Firefox add-on Stylish).
Hi John!
I just saw your latest Dork Tower update and I loved it.
So I decided to see how it works out in practice.
Screenshot: http://grab.by/6xPf
You will see the comments to a random Munchkin video clip, then, “I’m a fraking moron” appended to them.
You will also see how I did it.
From now on, all the YouTube comments I will ever see will have this sentence appended to them automatically! It really makes YouTube understandable. Thanks for the tip! 😉
Kind Regards,
Martijn van der Ven
Click on the above image, or here, for a larger version.
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And here’s the Stylish code, or script, or whatever the kidz are calling it these days:
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BUT THERE’S MORE! London reader Richard George has a Greasemonkey script for this. It can be found here.
// ==UserScript==
// @name Youtube Moroniser
// @namespace dork
// @include http://www.youtube.com/*
// ==/UserScript==
// See: http://www.dorktower.com/2010/09/24/5585/
var comments;
var thisComment;
comments=document.evaluate(“//div[@class=’comment-text’]”,document,null,XPathResult.UNORDERED_NODE_SNAPSHOT_TYPE, null);
if(comments) {
for (var i = 0; i < comments.snapshotLength; i++) {
thisComment= comments.snapshotItem(i);
comments.snapshotItem(i).innerHTML=thisComment.innerHTML+'
But then, I\’m a frakking moron.’; //break;
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HOLY CATS, I love my readers. Seriously. You guys ROCK!
John
Muskrat Ramblings Smells like Beam Rifle posted by John Many folks have asked for the full lyrics to Igor’s song, in Monday’s comics. Well, even though this dances dangerously on Filk territory, (a) a band asked if they could play it, and (b) a reader offered me a dollar to come up with the full […]
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