Thank you for your Enquiry…

Dear Business Development Manager for the Large, Impressive, Geeky Web Company I Have Actually Heard Of, Thank you for your enquiry regarding our cooperation and mutual growth. I might be more inclined to agree, had your email actually included any of the words “John,” “Kovalic,” “Dork,” or “Tower” therein. John

MUSKRAT RAMBLINGS – Twitteratti

Grinning like an idiot, here. I’ve been listed amongst Wired’s “100 Geeks You Should Be Following On Twitter.” Goes to show where Drunk Twittering will get you, in life. “Twitter has of late been inundated by, shall we say, “normals.” What was once our little playground has become rather more populated. But that doesn’t make […]

Happy Judith Day!

Thirten years and five weeks ago, today, I quit the last “real” job that I ever held. This date is familiar to me mostly because thirteen years ago, today, I married the Lovely and Talented Judith. Honestly, it’s not been often in my life that I’ve made two utterly brilliant moves in a five-week space. […]

Music For Modern Muskrats, Vol. 10

I’m actually getting to really enjoy this latest mix tape (read: iTunes Playlist): Turpentine – Elvis Costello & The Imposters Swords of a Thousand Men – Tenpole Tudor My Love – The Bird and the Bee That’s Not My Name – The Ting Tings The Laws Have Changed – The New Pornographers Sold! To the […]

Update on Thursday's cartoon…

Once again: Reality, 1 – John 0 Apparently, the NFL has used “Sunday, Bloody Sunday” in its ads. Ridiculous, of course. But really: any more so than using a song whose lyrics run Hide on the promenade Etch a postcard : How I dearly wish I was not here In the seaside town …that they […]

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