OK. This is basically it. I wanted to take both tables to 200. So, sorry for the brief 120-variation “um, roll a D12, kinda” interim version.

I’m pretty sure has kept up with the additions at of one of the online app version.

Bottom line: Done now.

Testing it, I’ve come up with:

Muskrat Dirtydevil
Earthwindgut Muskrat
Strudelnoodle Muskrat
Muskrat Ur-kettle
Muskrat Finger-spike
Muskrat Goldencow

Picklestomper Muskrat
Onereaver Muskrat
Muskrat Pantsbutt
Muskrat Bonesausage
Muskrat Ur-loins
Muskrat Bubblespike
Muskrat Bonewhore
Muskrat Stoattoast
Muskrat Rockwrestle

Muskrat Fellparts
Muskrat Deepbritches

KOVALIC’S SCROLL OF SWARMING FOURTH EDITION NOMENCLATURE 3.5 AND FINAL

STEP ONE
ROLL 1D20.
1-5 Table creates a prefix (ie, Feypants Orc)
6-20 Table creates a suffix (ie, Orc Lightningrimmer)

STEP TWO
FLIP A COIN, THEN ROLL PERCENTILE DICE.
Heads, you generate a number between 1 and 100. Tails, you generate a number between 101 and 200. Do this twice. For example, you roll a 62 and an 04. 62 in the first column is “Goat,” and 82 is “crotch.” Bingo! So your new monster would be either a Goatcrotch Ent or an Ent Goatcrotch, depending on how you rolled during Step One.

ROLL MODIFIER TITLE
01 Thunder spleen
02 Lightning toes
03 Sheboygan seer
04 Fire crotch
05 L.Ron hamster
06 Over lard
07 Slime lord
08 Stalker -iffic
09 Blood sausage
10 Battle thighs
11 Frost noodle
12 Hell scourge
13 Lily hammer
14 Slutty master
15 Task queen
16 Beast breath
17 Toady catcher
18 Dart board
19 Shadow swarmer
20 Venom -eye
21 Water cup
22 Cream liver
23 Dire spike
24 Rot gut
25 Tangle- champ
26 Mace tail
27 Iron fingers
28 Pickle tyrant
29 Sloppy fist
30 Bone claw
31 Postpunk reaver
32 Bitchy cakes
33 Tiny dancer
34 Fey ray
35 Mire- hair
36 God spurned
37 Heck forged
38 Vise tooth
39 Gob smacker
40 Fight club
41 Gerbil carver
42 Spectral buns
43 Winter shield
44 Wyrm hook
45 Toad stool
46 Brittle marmot
47 Havok pants
48 Porn moonbat
49 Pullover jumper
50 Death hulk
51 Cheese weasel
52 Muskrat lover
53 Dragon born
54 Orc fluffer
55 Yellow submariner
56 Beard trimmer
57 Chain gang
58 Ice ricer
59 Pit devil
60 War fiend
61 Chicken strummer
62 Goat patter
63 Spiney devourer
64 Spirit Emo
65 Sneak stockings
66 Beast baiter
67 Rune boobie
68 Black knife
69 White shadow
70 Brown cow
71 Blue state
72 Beetle juice
73 Gloom belcher
74 Kobold slayer
75 Gnoll layer
76 Pseudo intellectual
77 Copper kettle
78 Spitting overseer
79 Brass knuckle
80 Bolt thrower
81 Pink singer
82 Chaffed strider
83 Chapped lips
84 Pyre britches
85 Summer wind
86 Golden shower
87 Salad shooter
88 Sugar butt
89 Papaya bolt
90 Dread budgie
91 Raisin toast
92 Sleepy hollow
93 Rock brain
94 Earthwind fire
95 Ur- stench
96 Web wing
97 Butter king
98 Forge fairy
99 Fell yellowpolkadotbikini
100 Cleaveland steamer
101 Sponge nuts
102 Swarm thingie
103 Torn fancypants
104 Deep throat
105 Swallow nickers
106 Proud foot
107 One sack
108 Badonkadonk loaf
109 Heavy breather
110 Frak bottom
111 Meat snack
112 Tasty nose
113 Pain maistro
114 Skullcrusher squarepants
115 Itsybityteenyweeny mellons
116 Rap parts
117 Cookie business
118 Numb geek
119 Man scape
120 Girl bits
121 Danger boots
122 Tweedle dum
123 Galaxy jaw
124 Phlegm bootie
125 Pixie dickens
126 Piggie pumeller
127 Marmot -priest
128 Spinning itcher
129 Dancing dancer
130 Craven undergarments
131 Nookie froster
132 Tentacle saw
133 French tickler
134 Naughty trombone
135 Evildead sanchez
136 Goon kidney
137 Bug stomper
138 Swallow spitz
139 Dribble snot
140 Candy king
141 Strong branch
142 Green twig
143 Moon Raker
144 Snot rocket
145 Finger- romper
146 Head splitter
147 Skuttle slut
148 Heart eater
149 Dirty Canuck
150 One-eved wonderworm
151 Icepick wielder
152 Bacon -chewer
153 Despoiler oddparents
154 Sore sore
155 Fresh- breeze
156 Back stabber
157 Stabber back
158 Pants head
159 Crotch stink
160 Crab wingnut
161 Crabby panties
162 Steel pelvis
163 Tomb will
164 Rubber duckie
165 Stabby- -in-the-hole
166 Itty -stab-stab
167 Prehensile skull
168 Necro- wrestle
169 Bass thumper
170 Part-time- -temp
171 Curd fry-o-lator
172 Gnome giblets
173 Drow gravy
174 Booty fruit
175 Beer- -licious
176 Jail -bait
177 Extracrispy groin
178 Lice loins
179 Gland odor
180 Blooming bloomers
181 Furry helmet
182 Snorkel flank
183 Banger -ass
184 Snausage- stick
185 Beef chew
186 Crone jowl
187 Sword -heart
188 Ass hips
189 Stoat jockey
190 Titty clogs
191 Spork slag
192 Scum whore
193 Slime -ho
194 Trebuchet wanker
195 Feudal bitch
196 Loose molester
197 Bubble top
198 King pimp
199 Skull stripper
200 Strudel extruder

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Off to see Aimee Mann in Milwaukee tonight, so gotta knuckle down and get some work done.

I really like that video. It looks like a live-action version of a Scott Bateman animated clip.

I checked out some clips of opening act David Ford on YouTube. This one alone is enough to make me want to get there in time for his show…

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Remember Blaze and Gris (pronounced in the French manner, “Gree”), two of the kittens we took in last year?

They’ve grown into two delightful little ladies, about seven months old each, now: Jasmine and Tansy.

Many thanks to Ricky Benton for keeping us updated on their progress.

Our own little lad, Doozer, whom we brought in just over a year ago, is a fine fellow indeed. (And yes, that IS a Mark Smylie original he’s posing rakishly in front of).

Kitty Kitteh made great kittens. She’s enjoying life full now that we took her to the vet, of course, and her little body isn’t demanding to pump out 1D6 tiny ones every 1D6 months. But still…these are some terrific kids she’s given us…

- John

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