OK. This is basically it. I wanted to take both tables to 200. So, sorry for the brief 120-variation “um, roll a D12, kinda” interim version.
I’m pretty sure has kept up with the additions at of one of the online app version.
Bottom line: Done now.
Testing it, I’ve come up with:
Muskrat Dirtydevil
Earthwindgut Muskrat
Strudelnoodle Muskrat
Muskrat Ur-kettle
Muskrat Finger-spike
Muskrat Goldencow
Picklestomper Muskrat
Onereaver Muskrat
Muskrat Pantsbutt
Muskrat Bonesausage
Muskrat Ur-loins
Muskrat Bubblespike
Muskrat Bonewhore
Muskrat Stoattoast
Muskrat Rockwrestle
Muskrat Fellparts
Muskrat Deepbritches
KOVALIC’S SCROLL OF SWARMING FOURTH EDITION NOMENCLATURE 3.5 AND FINAL
STEP ONE
ROLL 1D20.
1-5 Table creates a prefix (ie, Feypants Orc)
6-20 Table creates a suffix (ie, Orc Lightningrimmer)
STEP TWO
FLIP A COIN, THEN ROLL PERCENTILE DICE.
Heads, you generate a number between 1 and 100. Tails, you generate a number between 101 and 200. Do this twice. For example, you roll a 62 and an 04. 62 in the first column is “Goat,” and 82 is “crotch.” Bingo! So your new monster would be either a Goatcrotch Ent or an Ent Goatcrotch, depending on how you rolled during Step One.
| ROLL | MODIFIER | TITLE |
|---|---|---|
| 01 | Thunder | spleen |
| 02 | Lightning | toes |
| 03 | Sheboygan | seer |
| 04 | Fire | crotch |
| 05 | L.Ron | hamster |
| 06 | Over | lard |
| 07 | Slime | lord |
| 08 | Stalker | -iffic |
| 09 | Blood | sausage |
| 10 | Battle | thighs |
| 11 | Frost | noodle |
| 12 | Hell | scourge |
| 13 | Lily | hammer |
| 14 | Slutty | master |
| 15 | Task | queen |
| 16 | Beast | breath |
| 17 | Toady | catcher |
| 18 | Dart | board |
| 19 | Shadow | swarmer |
| 20 | Venom | -eye |
| 21 | Water | cup |
| 22 | Cream | liver |
| 23 | Dire | spike |
| 24 | Rot | gut |
| 25 | Tangle- | champ |
| 26 | Mace | tail |
| 27 | Iron | fingers |
| 28 | Pickle | tyrant |
| 29 | Sloppy | fist |
| 30 | Bone | claw |
| 31 | Postpunk | reaver |
| 32 | Bitchy | cakes |
| 33 | Tiny | dancer |
| 34 | Fey | ray |
| 35 | Mire- | hair |
| 36 | God | spurned |
| 37 | Heck | forged |
| 38 | Vise | tooth |
| 39 | Gob | smacker |
| 40 | Fight | club |
| 41 | Gerbil | carver |
| 42 | Spectral | buns |
| 43 | Winter | shield |
| 44 | Wyrm | hook |
| 45 | Toad | stool |
| 46 | Brittle | marmot |
| 47 | Havok | pants |
| 48 | Porn | moonbat |
| 49 | Pullover | jumper |
| 50 | Death | hulk |
| 51 | Cheese | weasel |
| 52 | Muskrat | lover |
| 53 | Dragon | born |
| 54 | Orc | fluffer |
| 55 | Yellow | submariner |
| 56 | Beard | trimmer |
| 57 | Chain | gang |
| 58 | Ice | ricer |
| 59 | Pit | devil |
| 60 | War | fiend |
| 61 | Chicken | strummer |
| 62 | Goat | patter |
| 63 | Spiney | devourer |
| 64 | Spirit | Emo |
| 65 | Sneak | stockings |
| 66 | Beast | baiter |
| 67 | Rune | boobie |
| 68 | Black | knife |
| 69 | White | shadow |
| 70 | Brown | cow |
| 71 | Blue | state |
| 72 | Beetle | juice |
| 73 | Gloom | belcher |
| 74 | Kobold | slayer |
| 75 | Gnoll | layer |
| 76 | Pseudo | intellectual |
| 77 | Copper | kettle |
| 78 | Spitting | overseer |
| 79 | Brass | knuckle |
| 80 | Bolt | thrower |
| 81 | Pink | singer |
| 82 | Chaffed | strider |
| 83 | Chapped | lips |
| 84 | Pyre | britches |
| 85 | Summer | wind |
| 86 | Golden | shower |
| 87 | Salad | shooter |
| 88 | Sugar | butt |
| 89 | Papaya | bolt |
| 90 | Dread | budgie |
| 91 | Raisin | toast |
| 92 | Sleepy | hollow |
| 93 | Rock | brain |
| 94 | Earthwind | fire |
| 95 | Ur- | stench |
| 96 | Web | wing |
| 97 | Butter | king |
| 98 | Forge | fairy |
| 99 | Fell | yellowpolkadotbikini |
| 100 | Cleaveland | steamer |
| 101 | Sponge | nuts |
| 102 | Swarm | thingie |
| 103 | Torn | fancypants |
| 104 | Deep | throat |
| 105 | Swallow | nickers |
| 106 | Proud | foot |
| 107 | One | sack |
| 108 | Badonkadonk | loaf |
| 109 | Heavy | breather |
| 110 | Frak | bottom |
| 111 | Meat | snack |
| 112 | Tasty | nose |
| 113 | Pain | maistro |
| 114 | Skullcrusher | squarepants |
| 115 | Itsybityteenyweeny | mellons |
| 116 | Rap | parts |
| 117 | Cookie | business |
| 118 | Numb | geek |
| 119 | Man | scape |
| 120 | Girl | bits |
| 121 | Danger | boots |
| 122 | Tweedle | dum |
| 123 | Galaxy | jaw |
| 124 | Phlegm | bootie |
| 125 | Pixie | dickens |
| 126 | Piggie | pumeller |
| 127 | Marmot | -priest |
| 128 | Spinning | itcher |
| 129 | Dancing | dancer |
| 130 | Craven | undergarments |
| 131 | Nookie | froster |
| 132 | Tentacle | saw |
| 133 | French | tickler |
| 134 | Naughty | trombone |
| 135 | Evildead | sanchez |
| 136 | Goon | kidney |
| 137 | Bug | stomper |
| 138 | Swallow | spitz |
| 139 | Dribble | snot |
| 140 | Candy | king |
| 141 | Strong | branch |
| 142 | Green | twig |
| 143 | Moon | Raker |
| 144 | Snot | rocket |
| 145 | Finger- | romper |
| 146 | Head | splitter |
| 147 | Skuttle | slut |
| 148 | Heart | eater |
| 149 | Dirty | Canuck |
| 150 | One-eved | wonderworm |
| 151 | Icepick | wielder |
| 152 | Bacon | -chewer |
| 153 | Despoiler | oddparents |
| 154 | Sore | sore |
| 155 | Fresh- | breeze |
| 156 | Back | stabber |
| 157 | Stabber | back |
| 158 | Pants | head |
| 159 | Crotch | stink |
| 160 | Crab | wingnut |
| 161 | Crabby | panties |
| 162 | Steel | pelvis |
| 163 | Tomb | will |
| 164 | Rubber | duckie |
| 165 | Stabby- | -in-the-hole |
| 166 | Itty | -stab-stab |
| 167 | Prehensile | skull |
| 168 | Necro- | wrestle |
| 169 | Bass | thumper |
| 170 | Part-time- | -temp |
| 171 | Curd | fry-o-lator |
| 172 | Gnome | giblets |
| 173 | Drow | gravy |
| 174 | Booty | fruit |
| 175 | Beer- | -licious |
| 176 | Jail | -bait |
| 177 | Extracrispy | groin |
| 178 | Lice | loins |
| 179 | Gland | odor |
| 180 | Blooming | bloomers |
| 181 | Furry | helmet |
| 182 | Snorkel | flank |
| 183 | Banger | -ass |
| 184 | Snausage- | stick |
| 185 | Beef | chew |
| 186 | Crone | jowl |
| 187 | Sword | -heart |
| 188 | Ass | hips |
| 189 | Stoat | jockey |
| 190 | Titty | clogs |
| 191 | Spork | slag |
| 192 | Scum | whore |
| 193 | Slime | -ho |
| 194 | Trebuchet | wanker |
| 195 | Feudal | bitch |
| 196 | Loose | molester |
| 197 | Bubble | top |
| 198 | King | pimp |
| 199 | Skull | stripper |
| 200 | Strudel | extruder |
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Off to see Aimee Mann in Milwaukee tonight, so gotta knuckle down and get some work done.
I really like that video. It looks like a live-action version of a Scott Bateman animated clip.
I checked out some clips of opening act David Ford on YouTube. This one alone is enough to make me want to get there in time for his show…
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Remember Blaze and Gris (pronounced in the French manner, “Gree”), two of the kittens we took in last year?
They’ve grown into two delightful little ladies, about seven months old each, now: Jasmine and Tansy.
Many thanks to Ricky Benton for keeping us updated on their progress.
Our own little lad, Doozer, whom we brought in just over a year ago, is a fine fellow indeed. (And yes, that IS a Mark Smylie original he’s posing rakishly in front of).
Kitty Kitteh made great kittens. She’s enjoying life full now that we took her to the vet, of course, and her little body isn’t demanding to pump out 1D6 tiny ones every 1D6 months. But still…these are some terrific kids she’s given us…
– John