Dewey Defeats Truman.
Gore Defeats Bush.
Bush Defeats Gore.
Katerina misses New Orleans.
No, no, says the media.
We won’t rush to print stories ever again, trying to scoop the competition before all the facts are in.
No, no, said the mining company, beside them.
We’ll fix those two-hundred plus safety violations.
A pox on them all.
And anyone who plays with people’s lives.
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