Here it is! This coming Saturday’s Dorky activities!
MANY thanks to Army of Dorkness Major General Slev, Esdevium Games and the Dragonmeet committee for making this happen!
Dork Tower’s Army Of Dorkness, Out Of The Box Games & Steve Jackson Games’ MIBs present a day of Games, Dorks & Fandom!
(DRAGON)MEET JOHN KOVALIC
John K. will be meeting & greeting the public for much of the day. Get your comics signed, or challenge him to a game of Blink, the worlds fastest card game!
IGOR’S IRON CHEF CHALLENGE
Igor Bar Bake-Off
entries close at 18:30
Igor bars are the ultimate gamer food. Layer upon layer of sweet and sugary treats, guaranteed to keep you awake during your 48 hour, non-stop dungeon bash. Or put your body into shock. Whatever.
Get you chef’s hat on & cook up a batch of you own Igor Bars to bring along on the day.
Prizes to the most outrageously over the top entry.
(The official recipe can be found here: http://www.geocities.com/delazan/IgorBars.html )
MATT’S GRAPHIC DESIGN CHALLENGE
entries close at 18:30
For this year’s Dorkstock, John Kovalic will be creating a very special cartoon. It will have no words – That’s where you come in.
Give voice to our lovable dorks and win the original Kovalic artwork! Plus, see your work displayed on the Dork Tower web site!
OUT OF THE BOX GAMES PRESENTS: THE OUT OF THE BOX TRIATHALON
Time: 12:45 – 15:15
GM: John Kovalic
Play a series of award winning, innovative games. Each designed to be a different challenge, who ill be crowned our ultimate gamer?
Featuring Apples To Apples, Cineplexity, Snorta, and a Blink tie-breaker!
STEVE JACKSON GAMES PRESENTS: THE UK DORK TOWER CHAMPIONSHIP
System: Dork Tower – The Board Game
Time: 14:15 – 15:30
GM: Scott Descombe
Battle across the fabled lands of Aurora, slay mighty beasts, and ascend the fabled Tower itself to slay the evil wizard Z’Mindrik and claim victory.
DORKSTOCK AWARDS CEREMONY
Prizes will be given for all our tourneys, plus certificates for all our winners, and the announcing of the victors in the Igor Bar Bake-Off and Caption Competition.
THE ULITMATE DUNGEON OF ANNIHILATION
Time: 10:30 – 12:00
In a game with a twist, two parties of Munchkins will descend into this dark and terrible dungeon, but this is Munchkin, so only one person will leave here alive!
WOE IS ME, MYSELF & I
System: Chez Goth
Time: 11:30 – 13:00
Mope, pine, and contemplate the pointlessness of getting your roommate to clean up the black eyeliner they left everywhere.
ENTER THE MUNCHKIN
System: Munchkin Foo
Time: 12:45 – 14:00
GM: MIB 2
Many have come to this distant isle to battle honourably to be crowned champion. Unfortunately, someone invited the Munchkins too…
MUNCHKINS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT
System: Munchkin Bites
Time: 13:15 – 14:30
GM: MIB 3
High in the mountains lies Castle Dread, home to the most vile and despicable creatures known to man. Yes, that’s right, Munchkins.
RAIDERS OF THE FIRST ISSUE
System: Chez Dork
GM: MIB 4
Scrounge every last penny you can to buy the collectibles that MUST be yours, and become the envy of all your friends.
IN SPACE, NO-ONE CAN HEAR YOU CHEAT
System: Star Munchkin
Time: 16:15 – 17:30
GM: MIB 5
The ultimate in space horror, as a vile creature from your worst nightmare chases you down the corridors of your ship. Unfortunately, you’ve no clue who let the damn Munchkin on board…
System: Warhamster Rally
Time: 17:15 – 18:30
Mount your giant riding beast and race around the icy course, dodging Battle Budgies and bashing Kobolds as you go. First past the post wins – by any means necessary.
WHO WOULD LIVE IN A HOUSE LIKE THIS?
System: Chez Geek
Time: 18:00 – 19:15
GM: MIB 5
Live the high life in a house full of geeks, dorks, nerds, Trekkies, comic book fans, gamers and other miscreants, as you try to scrape together enough money for food, drink, and limited editions. Plus the endless search for boor and Nookie…
I’ll also have some comics, books, games and Dorkstock T-shirts on hand.
I never know how much stuff to bring, so fingers crossed…if you bring too much, it’s depressing because you think your stuff’s awful. If you bring too little, it’d depressing because it’s an opportunity lost. Yes, welcome to the lose/lose way that I think about stuff like this, gang! Grin. On the plus side, EVERYBODY who comes to the con should get a free Dork Tower comic book, and this will be the first con that’s got Issue 29 on sale (no spoilers, those of you who’ve read it!)
I’m in full-blown preparation mode until then, so LJ updates will most likely be few and far between. On the web site, comics will run Tuesday, Thursday and Sunday this week, and Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday next week.
Hope to see folks at Dragonmeet, London’s friendliest gaming convention, this Saturday!