Domesticate an Owlbear at GameHoleCon!


Hey, guys! YES MORE COMICS ARE COMING! And soon. Sorry – it’s been a busy six months. But for the moment… GUYS! I created an Owlbear plushie! These will be available starting June 27th at noon CST at Madison’s GameHoleCon, where I will be a guest) when badges on sale. As announced on GameHoleCon’s Facebook page […]

Tour De Cure de Butt Hurt

Hey, gang! You wonderful, generous, amazing gang! I’m doing another charity bike ride! You may remember my as the guy with the Duck on his Head. And last autumn, you all raised a magnificent amount for my 70-mile Bike the Barns ride. The ride left me utterly inspired. It *also* left me with a very sore […]

PYRKON 2015 is here! And so am I!


HEY, YOU GUYYYYYYYYYS! I’m at Prykon, in Poznan, Poland, this weekend! If you are too, here’s my schedule: Friday: 4PM – Autographs Friday: 6PM – Meeting with fans Q&A with translator Saturday 10 am: Munchkin Tournament starts Saturday: ~1:30 PM – end of Munchkin Tournament, photo and drawing for the winner. Saturday: 5PM – Autographs […]

A Tale of Two Gillies – JohnBlog 23.03.15


UPDATING THE UPDATES! Redundancy-ing the redundancies! Here’s the deal: I’m getting things under control. They haven’t really been out of control. Not for a while, anyway. But I’m getting them under even more control. Not that you’d think that, by the amount of Dork Tower strips and blogging you’ve been seeing – or rather, not […]

JohnBlog – Here we go again!


HERE WE GO AGAIN! We’re baaaaa-aaack! Hi. It’s me. You know: Muskrat Boy. Remember me? Wouldn’t blame you if you don’t. Point A: NEW DORK TOWER COMICS ARE GOING UP, ONLINE, AGAIN! In fact, they’ve already started. I know! I know! Please don’t faint. Point B: Look – gotta be honest here. Did not mean […]

HAPPY HOLIDAYS! Download “Dork Covenant” for free!

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HAPPY HOLIDAYS! Download “Dork Covenant” for free! Dork Covenant, the Collected Dork Tower Vol. 1, is a free download through January! Why? You’ll find out, soon. But some big things are in the works, and it’s the holidays, so, hey! Why not? This is the 120-page trade paperback that started it all! So…ENJOY! And happy holidays. […]

Kick Down the Door! Design a T-shirt! Win – wait, WHAT? – a Thousand Bucks!

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Kick Down the Door! Design a T-shirt! Win – wait, WHAT? – a Thousand Bucks! UPDATE: Steve Jackson Games has extended the deadline to December 9! SO WHO’S EVER DREAMED OF BEING LIKE ME? (Crickets chirping). OK, let’s phrase that differently: who’s ever wanted to design your own Munchkin T-shirt? And who’s ever wanted to […]

Lucky Lucca


Lucky Lucca by which I mean LUCKY ME! I’m typing this over breakfast, at the KLM lounge in Schipol airport, outside of Amsterdam. My traveling companion is having a lager, apparently. I believe I’ll stick with the bloody Mary’s. Actually, forget the bloody Mary. Campari and Orange looks just like a delightful Mango smoothie, AND NOBODY WILL JUDGE […]

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