DORK ADDENDA: I’m told that at some shows, Paul and Storm actually use this gag pretty much as written here, so all credit to that awfully clever duo, as well as to Bob. K (@hamletseries) for divining it on his own. MEMO TO SELF – see if Paul and Storm are willing to forgo potentially crippling royalty payments if I promise never to draw them naked again.
DORK ADDENDA – Adam Koford (‘Apelad”) is one of the most marvelous cartoonists working today, and always an inspiration. It’s a ridiculously huge honor to host a week of Guest Dork Towers he created. Ridiculously. See his work in all its terrificness here and here! Follow him on Twitter here. Buy his shirts here.